Resident Freeloader

Hey! My name’s Turbo and I graduated with honor from the School of Hard Knocks. I’m responsible for a staff of 12-14 people, all of whom I am teaching to drop whatever they are doing to pay attention to me, whenever I want it. My interest include chasing the laser light, sitting on the computer while someone is typing, catnip, supervising chart writing and offering FREE “Cat” Scans to any in house patients that I think need done. Did I mention catnip and my blanket? I have no spare time. Always too busy supervising personal staff, though I do enjoy visiting with patients and socializing. It’s been a godsend that Hampton Animal Control brought me here. I don’t know what these folks would have done without me coming here to guide them along their day to day activities. Did I mention that I like catnip a lot?